Hello, please have a seat, I have prepared some questions for you today, Do you mind?
Good, now let's get this started
Okay so I know many people probably don't ask you, but what is your name(s)?
Very Nice
Now~
Let's ask the important questions here, have you ever killed someone? please say no
.....Okay......
How do you feel bad about hurting people?
Moving On~
How do you feel about the person you work for? Don't worry, we won't tell them what you say....and no they are not watching
Uh huh, very interesting
Speaking of working
What is the worst thing that happened on the job?
What? That's terrible
Let's lighten up the mood a l